iPhone 5-ish

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Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to discredit Apple in any way. Actually I have an iPhone 4S, and it's my most used device, like Sir Jony Ive said. So I'm not poking fun at the design or anything, although seeing a stretched iPhone is weird, but Apple has their design principles and I love their products. But I have my pocket principles.
Thought it would be funny to figure out a way to make your 4S look like an iPhone 5, and came up with this ingenious idea!
For the record, had Apple come out with this "widescreen" iPhone display originally, it wouldn't look as odd as it does now.